The Bermuda Triangle is notorious for its unexplained disappearances of planes and boats. Since the early 20th century, many ships and aircrafts have gone missing without a trace while passing through this area, leading to many theories about why this phenomenon occurs. One thing is certain: The Damsquatch obviously has something to do with it.
We all know the Damsquatch has the ability to shoot laser beams out of its eyes and they really really hate airplanes and large boats. The laser beams create some kind of electromagnetic field that disrupts navigation signals, forcing the planes to fly low enough for the Damsquatch to smack em out of the sky. There even have been reports of Damsquatchs jumping on top of the planes before taking them down.
If you are going to travel in these scared Bigfoot waters, you must have anti laser beam technology. I am warning you, be very careful. Forget about taking a boat, you are not going to make it.
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